WE WERE ATTACKED!!!!!!
The leprechaun got us. Last night. While we slept. Apparently he (or she – or they – who knows) wanted to play some tricks on us.
I was feeling like more of a Happy Momma last night than a Crazy Momma, so I made the kids some aahhhhhhmmmmmazzzing (in case you couldn’t read that through my obvious drool on the screen – it was ‘amazing’) red velvet cupcakes last night for dessert. Holy freakin’ moly. Yum sauce. Y-U-M S-A-U-C-E. Holy buttsauce were those freaking fantastic. Oh how lovely it is to be a fat kid now.
(side note: I so want to lose my baby weight, but I also so love to eat what I eat.)
Back to the story…
The green short fella. He decided he was going to push a chair over to the counter to help himself up there. Then he iced my cupcakes, which I didn’t do, he put shamrocks and sprinkles on them, then he even ate one! Can you imagine?! Oh, and he did the worst thing EVER!!!!!
HE. MADE. A….
That’s right. He made a mess. He spilled the sprinkles on the counter. This did not sit well with my children. Especially Boy with his OCD. He said, “he was BAD Mommy, BAD! He made a mess! He was so BAD!”
Then after I made them breakfast this morning and I went to pour them lemonade, I opened up the fridge and guess what we found?!?
That damn little green devil. He turned our lemonade green. What a bastard.
Then, this is what happens to my children after we find out he visits our house:
And that’s why he visits. This made their day. Their week. Hell, this made their next couple weeks, maybe even month or two. They’ll be talking about this forever. Until the next cool and fun thing comes along. They’ve talked about it all day, a million times. They’ve been so extraordinarily excited about it all day, telling everyone! They’ve been the happiest kids!
So that’s why he visited our house. To make two beautiful children happy!
Then we had this little beauty enjoying the beautiful weather all day today! We played outside all day. My son learned to ride his bike without training wheels – now both children officially ride without them – scary!!! Ahhh….We had such an amazing day outside enjoying the beautiful weather. It was perfect. Not too hot, not cold at all…it was all just right. A perfect day. Blessed with perfect weather with my beautiful children.
How lucky am I?!?!?